Top 5 most supremely annoying TV characters

Dear Diary,


TOP 5 MOST SUPREMELY ANNOYING TV CHARACTERS: (in ascending order)

5) Grace Adler (Will and Grace) What on EARTH do people find so likeable about her?! She's annoying as fuck. Constantly making jokes about her flat chest and big feet - we GET IT!!! Constantly hanging round Will's neck, making unfair judgements about everything, and telling not even particularly funny one-liners. Maybe I should blame the writers for that, but still, she is awful. Karen is the star of the show, and we all know it. Have to say, I didn't enjoy Debra Messing in "The Women" either, so it must just be her as an actress.

4) Jane Christie (Coupling) Again, why does everyone LIKE her so much??! Let alone find her FUNNY?! I find her to be one of the single most irritating people in the world, her voice, the enormous amounts she seems to love herself, her staggeringly desperate attempts to be funny and "mad." She's about as mad as I am organised (ie: not remotely).

3) Capt. Kevin Darling (Blackadder Goes Forth) Eurgh..... what an irritating, miserable pencil-pusher. Just finished watching Season 4 and he is by far and away the biggest, smuggest, most cowardly wart on the planet. His only comedic value is the constant twitch he has whenever someone calls him by his surname and being constantly beaten down by Blackadder. Didn't feel the slightest bit sorry for him at the end when he got called up - payback for being such a slimy creepy bastard. (Would like to stress that Tim McInnerny as an actor is fantastic)

2) Rosie Webster (Coronation Street) Oh. My. God. What an appalling parody of a woman. Constantly bouncing or strutting around the place as if she's Paris fucking Hilton, wearing skirts short enough to be a belt with her mouth hanging open and her huge fish eyes glaring at everyone, shaking her head non-stop. No. Need. For. It. And her voice goes through me. Not to mention she's a manipulative bitch.

1) Jenny Schecter (The L Word) Oh sweet Jesus and all his carpet cleaners - how long have you got?! I could rant about this bitch all day. She takes the number 1 spot as the biggest cunt in televisual history. Where to begin?

In Season 1 she whispered all the time and was the most pretentious wanker on the planet. In Season 2 we had the whole "I'm a self-harmer and was raped" themed flashbacks and cringe-inducing imagination sequences. She ran around acting like Liza Mi-goddamn-nnelli in fur coats and diamonds (despite being an unemployed writer) and felt the need to believe she was right about absolutely EVERYTHING. Her strip show and the reasons for doing it was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen and made me want to stab her through the eye. And how in the blind steaming hell did she manage to get a fine-arse like Carmen to go out with her? Did she ever TALK to Jenny?? Plus I find it damned difficult to believe that anyone would find Jenny at all sexy or attractive.

In Season 3 she got even worse, doing her usual speechifying and treating her girl/boyfriend Max like a piece of shit. And she seemed to regard Dana dying (Dana. DYING!!!!) as a matter of extreme indifference. (On that note - the Dana/Jenny hookup in Season 1..... no. No. No. Fucking NO.)

In Season 4 she became the most ego-centric twat on the planet due to some fucking fool believing she was good enough to be published, killed a dog in the name of her "art" and caused someone to cheat. Not to mention she kissed Alice (which is a criminal offence) and constantly talked down to everyone and everything she met. She cheats on almost all her partners, is the most selfish and manipulative person on the show, and if that weren't enough, she either whispers every single line, or delivers it so slowly and monotonously, as if she was saying things of such extreme importance.

In Season 5 she achieved a World Record for pissing me off the most in opening 5 minutes of a new series. Her pathetic deluded fantasy of hotties like Bette, Shane and Tina finding her attractive, paired with the fact that she was a complete sociopath and meglomaniac made her even more unlikeable. Or should I say hateable. Her massive ego swelled up to the size of an elephant that had eaten a universe with several galaxies for pudding, as she became lost in her own self-importance. And while I don't condone cheating or hurting anyone, how utterly fantastic a come-uppance was it for her to get at the end when her film was completely stolen by a wannabe, her career ruined, and her girlfriend cheating on her with her best friend?? Brilliant. Payback for 5 seasons of extreme cunt-ishness served with a big dollop of ego and treating her friends like crap, despite them all being INFINITELY BETTER AND MORE INTERESTING PEOPLE.

Have heard others say that while Jenny may be annoying as all hell and Hitler combined, at least she is watchable and interesting. Well, no chance. I have to mute the TV or fast-forward every time she speaks or appears, and if that's the kind of person we find interesting to watch, then maybe we should all move to Iran. There's been 2 very strong rumours flying around about her in the last season - That she will start a relationship with Shane and that she will die. To the first I can only say Please, Christ, no no no - and to the second I can only say; Please, Christ, Ilene Chaiken, and all your ilk, yes yes yes. Do it as soon as possible and make a lot of viewers happy. Please.


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