An illustration of how little a life I have

Dear Diary,


3 GAMES I'VE MADE UP IN THE LAST 3 DAYS:


GAME 1: "When will I, will I be famous?"


RULES - The rules of this game are simple, yet fun. Simply pretend you are famous. Not OSCAR-winning Hollywood famous - we're talking came-3rd-in-recent-X-Factor famous, actor in a TV drama, Corrie, whatever. Someone B-list, but recogniseable.
LOCATION - Somewhere public works best. When you walk down the street/go to the gym/whatever.
HOW TO PLAY - Whilst pretending to be famous, just go about your daily business. Except everytime someone looks at you, imagine they are thinking; "Holy shit, it's her off the TV! She's getting the tram/doing her shopping like a normal person! Should I ask for her autograph?" Or that there's a Heat photographer hiding somewhere, taking a photo. It's a sweet feeling.
DOWNSIDES - The comedown when you remind yourself that you are not, in fact, famous. And after a while, you start getting a little paranoid that people are staring.


GAME 2 - "Toast Roulette"


RULES - You can figure it out. Put two rounds of toast in the toaster, cut each slice in half, butter 2, Marmite 2, Mayonnaise, Nutella, whatever your poison be. Fold the halves together like mini sandwiches, mix them up, spin the plate around, etc.....
LOCATION - Preferably somewhere where other people can't see you
HOW TO PLAY - Ever played/seen someone play Russian Roulette? It's exactly like that, only with a much tastier outcome. And without the alarming possibility that you might actually die.
DOWNSIDES - The realization afterwards that you have actually just sat and played Toast Roulette.


GAME 3 - "Abracada-bra!"


RULES - For this game to work, you must be a barmaid - preferably with an ample bosom. Turn up to work wearing a low-cut top with a quarter-inch of your sexy red decorative bra peeping out slightly over the top) and see how many tips you make!
LOCATION - The pub/bar in which you work.
HOW TO PLAY - Turn up to work with your "bra mishap" visible to all. Men are seeing a glimpse of your UNDERWEAR, something they should not have rights to if they are not sleeping with you, therefore glimpse + cheap thrills = they will tip you A LOT. If someone comments, giggle coquettishly and cover up. But always make sure it happens again. Keep it light, joke about it if you can, and for goodness sake, make sure it doesn't look slutty. Keep it "accidental" at all times.
DOWNSIDES - All the old men perving at you all night. But if you can handle it, fire away!


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Current Mood: cold but excited (have a prawn curry for tea and paid work later)
Current Music: "Killa" - Cherish ft. Yung Joc