Grrr....

Dear Diary,

If there is one thing in this life that really fucking annoys me, it is this:

When the two people you really really like (Gary and David), almost to the point of madness, are online at the same time - and NEITHER or them talk to you.



On the bright side - EDINBURGH TODAY!!! And I had two very nice dreams last night - one involving me "stroking" David at a sex club while other people were watching (and chatting, bizarrely), and the other involving me, Kyle, and a blowjob. Except, in the dream, he was the exact same size and shape of a roman wax candle (ie: very thick, very round, and very massive). But I still managed! I guess having a big mouth comes in handy sometimes......

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