Facts you never knew about me
When I confront people, I go red, get goosebumps up my neck, and go all tingly
I love music from before my time a lot more than music FROM my time
I have to listen to my Ipod before falling asleep - and sometimes imagine myself singing whatever song I'm listening to on the X Factor - and being told by the judges that I'm marvellous.
Despite being hugely lazy and partially employed, I refuse to go on benefits. I will not be one of those undeserving little shits you read about in the paper who take money off decent hardworking people.
When I put my mind to it, I'm actually an excellent cook.
I probably think about sex as much as the average male.
I someday hope to find a dress that maximises my boobs, minimises my stomach, uplifts my arse, stops just above the knee, covers the tops of my arms, screams "Take me to bed this instant"........ and is under £50.
The 3 shops I can never walk past without looking in are Waterstones, La Senza, and Swarovski.
I have a deep and pure hatred of: Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Those two twins off the X Factor, Pat from the pub, Jordan, and LaToya Jackson (talk about cashing in).
I have an overwhelming addiction to IMDB.
I find Ken Barlow from Corrie strangely attractive (It's the rogueish smile, eye twinkle and massive cultured intelligence)
I don't get Twitter. At all.
My true ambition in life is to play Christine in "Phantom of the Opera"
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Tuesday, 6 October 2009
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