Some kinda wonderful

Dear Diary,

There is only one thing that has inspired me to do a blog today. On this most ordinary, boring and routine of days, there is but one reason that has made me want to type anything.

Do you know what it is?

No, of course you don't - because you are not me, and therefore have no idea.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW???!

Well here it is ........................ LEE HAS FINALLY ARRIVED ON FACEBOOK AND BECOME MY FRIEND!!!! YEAH, BITCH!!!!
And despite all the underlying thoughts at the back of my mind asking me just HOW sad I have to be to find something like this exciting - my reaction upon finding out 5 minutes ago was to actually jump about a foot off the bed, gasp, and start squeaking. Actually squeaking. What a ridiculous parody of a woman I am......But still - now I can look at all his photos without feeling like I'm doing something illegal! And talk to him like a lovely friend making friendly small talk and asking what he's up to and how he's doing when really all I'm actually thinking about is what's under his suit and whether I'll ever in this lifetime get to see it regardless of whether or not he may actually have a girlfriend! Oh, this is SWEET!!!!

As Bart Simpson once said - "The only thing you can do at a moment like this.... is STRUT."

TOP 10 SONGS TO STRUT TO:

10) "Macarena" - Los del Rios. Yeah, OK, not really your average strut-fest, that's just one of my personal favourites. What? It has a kind of strutty baseline!

9) "Sex Machine" - James Brown. Can't beat a bit of funk.

8) "Here come the girls" - Sugababes. OK, it's a little bit TOO "we are independant women" etc.... but still struttable. Especially on a night out.

7) "Buttons" - Pussycat Dolls. Yeah, I may not like the idea of them, but the Dolls made me wanna strut my way through every shift at the cocktail bar with this one.

6) "A fifth of Beethoven" - Walter Murphy and the Big Apple Band. Like a Bee Gees song, but without lyrics.

5) "Big Wheel" - Tori Amos. Kicking ARSE. With a piano. Who else can do that??

4) "Billie Jean" - Michael Jackson. Goes without saying.

3) "Mustang Sally" - Tom Jones. The Jones will ALWAYS rule. Plus, you can practise your Miss-Congeniality-transformed-through-wearing-a-dress-made-of-rubber-bands strut

2) "I'm your boogie man" - KC and the Sunshine Band. Disco CLASSIC. If you've seen "Superbad" you just KNOW it's a song to be strutted to.

1) "Staying Alive" - Bee Gees. Again, goes without saying. This song (and the video) INVENTED strutting. And who could forget this?


I'm gonna put them on my Ipod when I walk to work later. Yes, that's incredibly daft, but come on, in these hazy days I've got to take my joy where I can find it!

Speaking of which, I had a crazy intense dream last night (well technically two, but I'm not talking about the one where I was Hermione in the 7th Harry Potter and I couldn't apparate myself and the 2 lads out of a museum in London all the way to Trafalger Square because I was too scared because Voldemort was minutes away and my powers wouldn't work).

I was at Kyle's house, which was somehow completely different from his usual one, we'd had a lot to drink, and ended up having one of our semi-occasional-pissed-up-fumblings-in-the-dark-despite-him-being-gay-and-us-being-best-friends episodes. Except this time it went a LOT further than usual (the usual being a lot of touching naughty places and boob exploration...... to be frank!). I ended up giving him head, but point-blank REFUSED to let him reciprocate due to an alarming downstairs situation. So, I dashed into his bathroom and attempted to quietly find a razor without arousing suspision, before he dragged me back out and we fell onto the bed kissing. Except I crossed the line from "amusing drunk kissing" to "alarmingly serious meaningful kissing" by stroking my hands up his back and wrapping my arms around him, etc..... which he reciprocated. (NB: At this point, the weirdest part of the dream was that it was night, but sun was streaming through the curtains - not that I was having a heavy session with my best friend. Strange!) Anyway, at this moment in real life, one of us would sober up, and we'd awkwardly go to sleep, but in the dream we went right onto having sex, which felt simply AMAZING and right. And pretty intense.

Woke up in a bit of a state, needless to say. God, I've missed Kyle. Not seen him since mid-December, maybe I should get back in touch.

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Current Music: "Disco Inferno" - Bee Gees