New job

Dear Diary,

Almost forgot to mention in between all this life-recapping - sound out the bells of England and prepare the fatted calf!! For I, Katrina J. Hieronymous (ok, I made that one up) have got A JOB!!!! Is there any better word in the Queen's own sweet language??! Forgot to tell you between all the old-man shagging, I landed an interview for a job in "Silver Service" (which to me just sounds like glorified waitressing) at the L********. I did originally hand my CV in to get a job as an Usher, but needs must. So, I wore my lovely new "ass-jeans" (they compact my bum and make it look marginally smaller and firmer), took along my sexy new handbag off Auntie P. and made-up my face to within an inch of my life. The interviewer Lee was a GORGEOUS specimen of a man, all suited and booted, and continuously smiling. Which, of course, I reciprocated.

On a side note - as simply divine and sexy as suits make men look, do you know what the problem is with them? They make men look too masculine to be gay, but too well-dressed to be straight. As a result - YOU NEVER KNOW THE TRUTH.

Anyway, we moved into the L********** bar, where he told the barman to get me a drink "free of charge" (ooooh!) and we met the other applicants, Daniel and Adrian. Given that Daniel was black and Adrien was Chinese, I couldn't help noticing we looked like some kinda Ethnic Diversity recruitment poster, or similar. Anyway, we all had a little chat, Lee told us what was involved while I tried not to stare at his mouth.... In a nutshell, just because we applied and had previous experience, we got the job there and then, on the spot. Naturally I was thrilled, especially if it meant seeing Lee again.... I'm awful, I know. Plus, we worked it out - at least 12 8-hour-long Christmas parties to cover at £6.24 an hour - I'm getting paid roughly £600 for 3 week's work, which seems to me like a pretty sweet-arse deal!! So we started work on the 28th Nov (more on that later). Woo-hoo!! AND the staff get a Christmas/Thank You party of their own afterwards - so maybe a chance to get to know Lee a little better.....! OK, he wasn't wearing a wedding ring and he seemed under 30, why not? Well, I suppose he could have a girl/boyfriend - actually I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case. Usually always is.

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