Dear Diary,
So for some reason I am in a huge strop at the moment, thinking of all the things I could be accomplishing right now, and all the things I haven't. I want to do completely mental shit, however mundane or "out there" - that people will either remember, laugh at, or at the very least say "What the FUCK?" about. Maybe it's something to do with nearly being quarter of a century old, or being in a sensible comitted relationship with a slightly older bloke. Either way, I feel like rebelling slightly, and remembering all the weird crazy things I've been up to during my time on Earth so far - things that may be weird but make me strangely proud (in a way that suggests I'm not as boring as I think I am). So here goes:
CRAZY THINGS I HAVE DONE THAT OTHER PEOPLE POSSIBLY HAVEN'T (OR MOST LIKELY HAVE) DONE:
I HAVE:
Had a threesome
Taken a train to another city under a false pretext, purely to stalk someone
Smoked weed
Done sexual things with a gay friend
Written/directed a play
Used an alias
Snorted tequila off a spoon
Tried to break up a lesbian fight and accidentally gotten punched in the chin
Got so drunk I was found huddled with a strange lad under an umbrella and a coat on a pavement in the Gay Village, pretending to be an "art installation"
Had sex in a public place
Got drunk before 11am
Swallowed a magnet
Groped Kamal from Big Brother's fake breasts (sober, one afternoon)
Got off my tits in Amsterdam
Slept with someone over 40
Wandered around a supermarket in high heels
Lay on my back in some Welsh woods in the pitch black at midnight (ok, it was part of a writing class exercise)
Met and chatted to the producers of the "Saw" films
Drank champagne and eaten lobster in the Hilton
Sang on Radio 4
Slept with a woman
Drank a pint compiled entirely of the following ingredients: Barcardi, Vodka, Sambuca, Tequila, Brandy, Jack Daniels, Glava, and Gin.
Sold dildos professionally
Been bought pizza by Michael Jackson (as part of a crowd, but still......)
Had a stalker
Visited Ireland, Scotland, Wales, France, Germany, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Prague, Switzerland, Amsterdam, Oxford, London, Newcastle, Edinburgh, and Liverpool.
Streaked across a golf course
Been proposed to atop the Eiffel Tower (as a joke, but still.....!)
Done at least three quarters of the outlandish, whore-ish things work colleagues jokingly accuse me of doing
Eaten 12 easter eggs in a day
Watched porn while someone slept next to me
There's probably more besides, but can't think of anymore right now. To be continued......!!
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Saturday, 30 April 2011
Saturday, 26 February 2011
And again..........
Dear Diary,
Had another M incident today. Nothing much, just bumped into him in the break room and started chatting about his weekend. Tried to get more out of him about what he'd told his mum about me, to no avail. I told him he'd planted a seed in my head which I was constantly thinking about, and with that lovely, teasing look in his brown eyes, he said "Exactly, I'm just going to water that seed until it grows bigger and bigger and explodes!" I mean, COME ON!! Told him he sounded like an innuendo-laden Carry On character, which made him laugh (and consequently, made my heart beat a little faster).
Texted him on the way home, begging him to tell me, he said "the constant questions are great and funny, he was close to telling me, but not just yet....." He also told me he'd said nothing but nice stuff, and his mum had "reacted to it in a certain way." What does this MEAN??! It's driving me mad to be honest, and the only way I can think of to get the info out of him is to get him drunk. Except, without his mate in work (who's currently in hospital), and no excuse to invite him out, I have no idea how to do this. I'm just going to have to sit it out and see what happens.
One thing I do know, it's driving me mental - and I have a feeling that the answer will either knock my socks off or destroy me. Either way, all I think about all day is seeing him at work, even if it's just to share 3 seconds of meaningless smalltalk. Today as I was sat at the table readiing and eating lunch, he walked past, and as he passed me, he murmured "Hey," and touched my shoulder. And not just a friendly pat, a slight touch. Goosebumps don't even cover it.
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Had another M incident today. Nothing much, just bumped into him in the break room and started chatting about his weekend. Tried to get more out of him about what he'd told his mum about me, to no avail. I told him he'd planted a seed in my head which I was constantly thinking about, and with that lovely, teasing look in his brown eyes, he said "Exactly, I'm just going to water that seed until it grows bigger and bigger and explodes!" I mean, COME ON!! Told him he sounded like an innuendo-laden Carry On character, which made him laugh (and consequently, made my heart beat a little faster).
Texted him on the way home, begging him to tell me, he said "the constant questions are great and funny, he was close to telling me, but not just yet....." He also told me he'd said nothing but nice stuff, and his mum had "reacted to it in a certain way." What does this MEAN??! It's driving me mad to be honest, and the only way I can think of to get the info out of him is to get him drunk. Except, without his mate in work (who's currently in hospital), and no excuse to invite him out, I have no idea how to do this. I'm just going to have to sit it out and see what happens.
One thing I do know, it's driving me mental - and I have a feeling that the answer will either knock my socks off or destroy me. Either way, all I think about all day is seeing him at work, even if it's just to share 3 seconds of meaningless smalltalk. Today as I was sat at the table readiing and eating lunch, he walked past, and as he passed me, he murmured "Hey," and touched my shoulder. And not just a friendly pat, a slight touch. Goosebumps don't even cover it.
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Serious trouble
Dear Diary,
There are two incidents I would like to talk about, that have really been messing with my head recently. And not because I have anything to feel guilty about, but because of the way they made me feel.
There is a guy at work, the friend of a guy on my team. He's good-looking, funny, and INCREDIBLY tall..... and has a very slooooow laid back way of talking that makes me automatically feel relaxed. And he has a smile that comes slowly at first, and then lights up the room. His name is M.
Back in October, there was a pub quiz at work, which I ended up getting very drunk at. It was the first time I'd gone out with work friends, and indeed the first time I'd ever chatted to M. But he was loads of fun to hang around with, we cheated a fair bit by looking at the answers on his phone, and generally had a laugh. Towards the end of the night though, the music was turned up and I was dancing on my own - when, without permission, I felt two hands encircle my waist and someone dancing behind me, pressed up against my back...... something Joe has never EVER done, without me asking him to, anyway. I literally started to melt. But however amazing it felt, I batted the hands away, turned around to face what turned out to be M, and told him I had a boyfriend. He held his hands up, apologised straight away, and told me he didn't know. We laughed about it, and left it at that - an honest mistake, nothing to worry about.
But I still ran to the loo, and sat there, shaking. It wasn't so much anything that happened, it was what hadn't. Despite having been with Joe for about 18 months, and having numerous amounts of sex, I couldn't think of any time when he'd touched me in such an intimate way. However, I pulled myself together and went back outside, where we chatted, laughed, and generally drank more.
At the end of the night, however, that's when things went worse. After watching me drunkenly try 6 times to sit on the high-up window seat outside the pub, M came along, lifted me CLEAN off the floor, and plonked me down on the window seat (which I was naturally very impressed with). We chatted some more, until my taxi turned up. But after I'd jumped back to the floor and given everyone a hug goodbye, M pulled away from his hug and gave me a kiss on the cheek, whilst murmuring "Sorry about before" in my ear. Which wouldn't be too bad, except his goodbye-kiss was WAY softer than it should have been, and lasted a little longer than it should have done. Still nothing more than a friendly peck, but the slow, easy intimacy of it made me shiver, break out in goosebumps, flush bright red, and stumble away, thrown completely off-balance by that phantom kiss.
Whilst unable to forget about it, I still managed to put the incident to the back of my mind and pass it off as "one of those things." Whenever I saw M at work, we chatted as easily as close friends, took the piss out of each other, but hardly mentioned the pub quiz night, except in jokes. His mate constantly teased me and M whenever he walked past our team, and it all became something to laugh at, no matter how embarrassed I'd get about it.
But the next incident happened a few months later. I saw M less and less during work, and eventually I stopped looking for him. Soon, though, it became the Friday after a payday, and the friend off my team invited me to join him, his wife, a few people off our team, and M for drinks after work. So naturally, I said yes, and soon we were off. M and I were fine with each other, except for a moment where, whilst proving a point about how cold he was, he touched my hand over the table, in mid-air. He laughed and said how warm mine were, whilst all I could feel was my skin burning, like his touch had given me an electric shock. I could feel my face go bright red, so I pulled my hand away and went to the bar for another cocktail. He followed me and told me I'd lost weight - I jokingly told him he was every girl's dream.
Later, though, he'd disappeared for a bit, so assuming he'd nipped out for a cigarette, I popped downstairs to the loo. Unfortunately, he was in the loo too, and crossed me on the stairs. We ended up talking for a bit, he apologised for being all distant recently, and told me that since he found out I had a boyfriend at the pub quiz, he'd been trying to keep his distance a bit. I asked why he'd felt the need to stay away - and his reply? "Isn't it obvious?" I swear to god, my knees went weak and my eyes went blurry. At that point, I dazedly felt the banister behind my hands, and realised I was standing with my back to the wall, as he stood in front of me, drawing nearer (in a non-threatening way, obviously). I was very aware of my position, and all I could think was; "What if someone comes down the stairs, how will this look?" But he didn't make the crucial move forward - and neither did I. I knew that as much as I wanted to, as much as my body was yelling for me to do it - to do so would be suicide, and I'd lose everything with Joe. We just stayed there for ages, staring into each other's eyes. All I could do was mumble; "I'm in trouble, I'm in so much trouble," whilst occasionally staring at the floor. I could feel every inch of his body, not touching me, but stood in front of me, his hands on my waist - and all I could hear was my heart pounding. I'm surprised he didn't see it, thumping out my chest. I could literally almost feel electricity crackling in the space between our bodies. Eventually, I realised we'd been stood staring at each other in silence for about a minute, ripped myself away with a mumbled "Sorry" and fled to the loo. I sat there, and gripped my arms, breathing heavily. All I could think of was Joe, and how I'd almost crossed a line - but also of that heart-stopping chemistry M had made me feel with a single touch. I knew then, that I was well and truly fucked.
I eventually returned to the bar table, laughing and joking and trying to pretend everything was normal. Much to my horror though, Team-mate and his wife were now leaving to catch a film, and my other team-mates had gone to take part in a huge bike ride. So there we were, me and M, left behind on our own. And you could cut the tension with a knife. So I did the only thing I could - got even more drunk, ran back and forth from the bar, encouraging M to try several girly cocktails (which he happily accepted) and breezing things over with my own geeky sense of humour and a knack for ignoring the elephant in the room (years of practice living with Mum and Dad). And we were having a ball. We have a pretty similar sense of humour, and found it really easy to talk about things - it was like hanging out with a friend. Until the inevitable came up. To be fair, neither of us could really ignore it any longer.
At least we talked about it like adults. In the past, with the few men who've found me attractive, I've been all passive and jokey and girlish about it. But this was different. We admitted we both found each other amazing, and were madly attracted to each other. He said I was "unbelievably sweet" and a "lovely, funny girl." I told him I was with Joe and would do nothing to hurt him - he said he respected that and understood, and that he wouldn't push me at all. I stared at my lap, tears brimming, furious at myself for getting in this situation, and furious that there was fuck-all I could do about it. He put his hand against my cheek and stroked it, as I stared into his eyes, those heart-breaking brown eyes that always seemed to smile, even in serious situations.
Eventually we left, and as we walked to the tram stop, he reached out and held my hand. And that simple act, something I've done with countless friends whilst drunk, felt incredible. It was almost as if he knew how shaky and off-balance I felt (and not just because of the cocktails) and wanted to hold me safely upright. I felt my heart turn over, as we said goodbye and he gave me a brief but soft peck on the lips. My insides melted and I spent the whole tram journey trying to stop shaking.
And this is why I'm fucked. Because now I can't stop thinking about him. Because I feel more chemistry with him from the smallest incidents, than I have in almost 2 years with Joe. Because all my senses seem to know when he's approaching, I can hear his laugh and know when he's nearby, and I plan every day wondering what I'm going to wear or say to him if I see him. And the awful part is, this isn't just me doing what I normally do - lusting after a person until it burns out, but never telling them. Because he's admitted - he feels it too. He told me HE gets butterflies when I walk past his desk, and HE spends the days wondering if he'll get to see me. I honestly didn't know this kind of wanting could exist without even kissing someone...... I have no idea what's going to happen. He got my number and we've texted a few times - just as I would text a mate.... fun, friendly, with a tiny bit of flirting but never overstepping the line. In one of his texts he tells me he really enjoyed talking to me, I'm a "quality girl" and he wishes I was single.
The other day, when Team-mate wasn't in, I saw him sat alone at lunch, and joined him for a bit. And halfway through the conversation he mentioned that his mum liked the sound of me. After a bit of pressing, I basically found out that he's told his mum about me. What the fuck?! Seriously, I've never had a lad this keen on me before (except Joe, and I've even been doubting that these last few months). But all I know is, the few times we've been travelling to the 3rd floors on the escalators together - as we talk, we'll be unconciously leaning in towards each other, as if trying to gather warmth from each other's bodies. Basically standing a teeny bit closer than friends would on an escalator.
Again - I am fucked. And have absolutely NO idea what to do about it.
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There are two incidents I would like to talk about, that have really been messing with my head recently. And not because I have anything to feel guilty about, but because of the way they made me feel.
There is a guy at work, the friend of a guy on my team. He's good-looking, funny, and INCREDIBLY tall..... and has a very slooooow laid back way of talking that makes me automatically feel relaxed. And he has a smile that comes slowly at first, and then lights up the room. His name is M.
Back in October, there was a pub quiz at work, which I ended up getting very drunk at. It was the first time I'd gone out with work friends, and indeed the first time I'd ever chatted to M. But he was loads of fun to hang around with, we cheated a fair bit by looking at the answers on his phone, and generally had a laugh. Towards the end of the night though, the music was turned up and I was dancing on my own - when, without permission, I felt two hands encircle my waist and someone dancing behind me, pressed up against my back...... something Joe has never EVER done, without me asking him to, anyway. I literally started to melt. But however amazing it felt, I batted the hands away, turned around to face what turned out to be M, and told him I had a boyfriend. He held his hands up, apologised straight away, and told me he didn't know. We laughed about it, and left it at that - an honest mistake, nothing to worry about.
But I still ran to the loo, and sat there, shaking. It wasn't so much anything that happened, it was what hadn't. Despite having been with Joe for about 18 months, and having numerous amounts of sex, I couldn't think of any time when he'd touched me in such an intimate way. However, I pulled myself together and went back outside, where we chatted, laughed, and generally drank more.
At the end of the night, however, that's when things went worse. After watching me drunkenly try 6 times to sit on the high-up window seat outside the pub, M came along, lifted me CLEAN off the floor, and plonked me down on the window seat (which I was naturally very impressed with). We chatted some more, until my taxi turned up. But after I'd jumped back to the floor and given everyone a hug goodbye, M pulled away from his hug and gave me a kiss on the cheek, whilst murmuring "Sorry about before" in my ear. Which wouldn't be too bad, except his goodbye-kiss was WAY softer than it should have been, and lasted a little longer than it should have done. Still nothing more than a friendly peck, but the slow, easy intimacy of it made me shiver, break out in goosebumps, flush bright red, and stumble away, thrown completely off-balance by that phantom kiss.
Whilst unable to forget about it, I still managed to put the incident to the back of my mind and pass it off as "one of those things." Whenever I saw M at work, we chatted as easily as close friends, took the piss out of each other, but hardly mentioned the pub quiz night, except in jokes. His mate constantly teased me and M whenever he walked past our team, and it all became something to laugh at, no matter how embarrassed I'd get about it.
But the next incident happened a few months later. I saw M less and less during work, and eventually I stopped looking for him. Soon, though, it became the Friday after a payday, and the friend off my team invited me to join him, his wife, a few people off our team, and M for drinks after work. So naturally, I said yes, and soon we were off. M and I were fine with each other, except for a moment where, whilst proving a point about how cold he was, he touched my hand over the table, in mid-air. He laughed and said how warm mine were, whilst all I could feel was my skin burning, like his touch had given me an electric shock. I could feel my face go bright red, so I pulled my hand away and went to the bar for another cocktail. He followed me and told me I'd lost weight - I jokingly told him he was every girl's dream.
Later, though, he'd disappeared for a bit, so assuming he'd nipped out for a cigarette, I popped downstairs to the loo. Unfortunately, he was in the loo too, and crossed me on the stairs. We ended up talking for a bit, he apologised for being all distant recently, and told me that since he found out I had a boyfriend at the pub quiz, he'd been trying to keep his distance a bit. I asked why he'd felt the need to stay away - and his reply? "Isn't it obvious?" I swear to god, my knees went weak and my eyes went blurry. At that point, I dazedly felt the banister behind my hands, and realised I was standing with my back to the wall, as he stood in front of me, drawing nearer (in a non-threatening way, obviously). I was very aware of my position, and all I could think was; "What if someone comes down the stairs, how will this look?" But he didn't make the crucial move forward - and neither did I. I knew that as much as I wanted to, as much as my body was yelling for me to do it - to do so would be suicide, and I'd lose everything with Joe. We just stayed there for ages, staring into each other's eyes. All I could do was mumble; "I'm in trouble, I'm in so much trouble," whilst occasionally staring at the floor. I could feel every inch of his body, not touching me, but stood in front of me, his hands on my waist - and all I could hear was my heart pounding. I'm surprised he didn't see it, thumping out my chest. I could literally almost feel electricity crackling in the space between our bodies. Eventually, I realised we'd been stood staring at each other in silence for about a minute, ripped myself away with a mumbled "Sorry" and fled to the loo. I sat there, and gripped my arms, breathing heavily. All I could think of was Joe, and how I'd almost crossed a line - but also of that heart-stopping chemistry M had made me feel with a single touch. I knew then, that I was well and truly fucked.
I eventually returned to the bar table, laughing and joking and trying to pretend everything was normal. Much to my horror though, Team-mate and his wife were now leaving to catch a film, and my other team-mates had gone to take part in a huge bike ride. So there we were, me and M, left behind on our own. And you could cut the tension with a knife. So I did the only thing I could - got even more drunk, ran back and forth from the bar, encouraging M to try several girly cocktails (which he happily accepted) and breezing things over with my own geeky sense of humour and a knack for ignoring the elephant in the room (years of practice living with Mum and Dad). And we were having a ball. We have a pretty similar sense of humour, and found it really easy to talk about things - it was like hanging out with a friend. Until the inevitable came up. To be fair, neither of us could really ignore it any longer.
At least we talked about it like adults. In the past, with the few men who've found me attractive, I've been all passive and jokey and girlish about it. But this was different. We admitted we both found each other amazing, and were madly attracted to each other. He said I was "unbelievably sweet" and a "lovely, funny girl." I told him I was with Joe and would do nothing to hurt him - he said he respected that and understood, and that he wouldn't push me at all. I stared at my lap, tears brimming, furious at myself for getting in this situation, and furious that there was fuck-all I could do about it. He put his hand against my cheek and stroked it, as I stared into his eyes, those heart-breaking brown eyes that always seemed to smile, even in serious situations.
Eventually we left, and as we walked to the tram stop, he reached out and held my hand. And that simple act, something I've done with countless friends whilst drunk, felt incredible. It was almost as if he knew how shaky and off-balance I felt (and not just because of the cocktails) and wanted to hold me safely upright. I felt my heart turn over, as we said goodbye and he gave me a brief but soft peck on the lips. My insides melted and I spent the whole tram journey trying to stop shaking.
And this is why I'm fucked. Because now I can't stop thinking about him. Because I feel more chemistry with him from the smallest incidents, than I have in almost 2 years with Joe. Because all my senses seem to know when he's approaching, I can hear his laugh and know when he's nearby, and I plan every day wondering what I'm going to wear or say to him if I see him. And the awful part is, this isn't just me doing what I normally do - lusting after a person until it burns out, but never telling them. Because he's admitted - he feels it too. He told me HE gets butterflies when I walk past his desk, and HE spends the days wondering if he'll get to see me. I honestly didn't know this kind of wanting could exist without even kissing someone...... I have no idea what's going to happen. He got my number and we've texted a few times - just as I would text a mate.... fun, friendly, with a tiny bit of flirting but never overstepping the line. In one of his texts he tells me he really enjoyed talking to me, I'm a "quality girl" and he wishes I was single.
The other day, when Team-mate wasn't in, I saw him sat alone at lunch, and joined him for a bit. And halfway through the conversation he mentioned that his mum liked the sound of me. After a bit of pressing, I basically found out that he's told his mum about me. What the fuck?! Seriously, I've never had a lad this keen on me before (except Joe, and I've even been doubting that these last few months). But all I know is, the few times we've been travelling to the 3rd floors on the escalators together - as we talk, we'll be unconciously leaning in towards each other, as if trying to gather warmth from each other's bodies. Basically standing a teeny bit closer than friends would on an escalator.
Again - I am fucked. And have absolutely NO idea what to do about it.
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Sunday, 6 June 2010
Yet another frustration
Dear Diary,
Having just spent an entirely fruitless weekend with Joe, I have felt the need to come and let fly a super-rant. Because BOY is it needed. In summary - we have just spent an ENTIRE weekend together, and not had sex ONCE. In fact, counting the last 2 weeks (one where I was "on" and the other where we only did it once) I have just horrifically discovered that we have only had sex ONCE IN THE PAST 3 WEEKS. Wow. And that was NOT this weekend.
This weekend was thus: we had a little bit of fun on Friday (ie: I very enthusiastically gave him a "little treat," and he reciprocated - well, extremely half-heartedly with his eyes closed, barely moving, until I had to whip my trusty vibrating friend out to finish the job instead). On sunny Saturday, wearing my brand new La Senza underwear, I attempted to show them off to him, before he complained it was "so hot, he was uncomfortable" and that I was "obsessed with sex." We had the old arguement again (me apologising, as usual) and fell asleep. And then TODAY - when we got back to mine and my parents were out ALL EVENING (ie: PRIME oppurtunity to test my lovely new double bed without fear of getting caught) - I offered him a choice between seeing more new underwear, or watching some cooking programme final .................. AND HE CHOSE TO WATCH THE FINAL.
I tell you what....... there is nothing that hurts quite so much as rejection in the bedroom - even more so when there is ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR IT. Tired? OK, fair enough. Too hot? Oh come on, it's fun to get a little sweaty! And 3rd: "I HAVE TO GO HOME NOW"??!! OK, first of all, couldn't you have just come upstairs, oh, I don't know, ANYTIME during the last hour when I was whispering naughty things as you were watching the cricket?? And yes, the minute I propositioned him after the cricket finished, he suddenly realised he had to go home. Hmph. Forgive me for being an idealist, but I was led to believe that being in a relationship (ie: spending time together, being in love and all that), among other things, meant that you can't keep your hands off each other - and because you are not strangers, that is acceptable. Now, Joe may not be model material, nor is he blessed with a six pack. But that does not mean I don't fancy him rotten - thanks to a myriad of factors other than his looks.
But recently - we have hit a dry spell. Now, not being able to see him every night of the week is hard enough, our jobs meaning that we can only hang out at the weekends (which, even then, is split up by my job at the pub). So you'd THINK we could use that very limited time together to, shall we say, "catch up"? Because, I don't know about you, but anything less than 3 times a week is unacceptable to me. Hell, 3 times a DAY if it was up to me (which sadly - due to "compromise in relationships" etc...... it isn't). But sadly not. Come Friday night, even if I can force my own drooping eyes open long enough to start something, Joe can't. Which is fair enough, I suppose, he works long hours everyday. But come Saturday morning, we usually hop straight into town (after a good hour of SkySports or Corrie omnibus) and then I go straight to work in the afternoon. Again, I am fine with that. Well, not always, but I grit my teeth and think "it's cool, maybe we don't have to have sex ALL the time!" (even though I want to).
So come Saturday night, I'm thinking, "right, now we have all evening after work to chill out - crack open some wine, etc...." I'll shave my legs, have a shower, and generally ensure that when he sees me, I am clean, sweet-smelling, personally groomed, and wearing some knock-out underwear. But when we get back to his? The minute I start pawing him and not-so-subtly hinting at something, his response is always - ALWAYS - the same. Either; "I'm still knackered from this week," or "It doesn't have to be about sex-sex-sex ALL the time, you know!" Or, "what's wrong with you? Can't we just relax?" OK, first of all, what about sex is NOT relaxing?? It's supposed to be fun and intimate and beautiful and sexy. Does he think it's some kind of CHORE or something?? And second - whoever deemed that men think about sex every 6 seconds? BULL. SHIT. Oh, sometimes he'll succumb, but then I can't help worrying he's only doing it to shut me up, or get me off his back. And that makes me worry even more. Even more so that I'm such an ungrateful bitch I can't enjoy a weekend just doing nothing and relaxing together. Er, hello? I LOVE relaxing, but does that mean we can't add sex into the relaxing bit? Grrr....
I guess all I'm saying is I'm sick of always being the initiator in the bedroom. I wish there'd just be ONE time where he'd surprise me with a kiss that lasted more than 2 seconds, or a cheeky touch in public, or even throwing me on the bed when I'm not expecting it. Am I wrong for just wanting a bit more passion and spontenaiety in my life? Or will I have to just nut up, shut up, and wait for him to take a bit more of an active interest in me? Oh, I don't know. Maybe I should just starve myself, lose some weight and see what happens then. But if there's one thing I DO know it is this - I CAN'T talk to him about it. We've had the why-are-you-so-obsessed-with-sex-I-feel-like-I'm-letting-you-down-all-the-time conversation about 3 times now, and each time we both apologise like crazy, Joe gets all defensive, I feel dead bad, and then it's awkward for a couple of days. How can I even BEGIN to approach the "I want more passion" dilemna without sounding like I'm complaining? And on top of all that - why am I having to worry about this after only A YEAR of being together???! Shouldn't this be reserved for like, the 8th year of marriage, or something?? And besides, I know that if I DID broach it with him, his response would either be; "Oh right. I see. Well I'm sorry if I've been disappointing you," or an oh-my-god-plase-stop-talking-about-this-right-now-esque; "ALRIGHT! Sorry! Sorry sorry sorry!"
The fact of the matter is - it's a vicious circle. If I think; "right fine, fuck it. I'll completely stop initiating ANYTHING and see how long it takes him to wise up and start doing it himself" then I get bored quickly and start initiating again (I hate depriving myself of sex just to prove a point). If I stick up for myself and try and talk to him about it, he says he feels "pressured" by me, which I imagine doesn't help the sexiness, and so I apologise and we just end up doing nothing. And then I feel bad for pressuring him. So then I stop doing anything altogether, and then that means we just don't have sex. So nobody wins. This is a NIGHTMARE!!!
Yesterday, all I could think about was David - the non-existent fuck buddy. And as much as he is a dick, and a petulant twat who stopped speaking to me the minute I told him where to go....... for a few moments all I could think about were the two nights I spent with him, and how he started touching and kissing me without even having to ask. Because he KNEW when I wanted something. I kinda miss that. I've even started looking at lads at work, simply wondering what it would be like to kiss them - just.... someone different. Obviously, I would NEVER do such a thing. And I can't even CONTEMPLATE life without Joe. But I just wish he'd make more of an effort sometimes.
Yes I know, I'm shallow and ungrateful and moan too much. But I do have a FEW expectations from a relationship. Is that too much to ask?
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Monday, 31 May 2010
Strange Incident
Dear Diary,
I must say, things are going pretty great at the moment!! Have not only had another payday, but am now officially part of my team!! Was made very welcome by the manager, who individually introduced me to everyone, who all good-naturedly took the piss out of how little I knew, etc.... Soon settled in though, and now I'm selling away like the little machine that I am! About time too - Joe's been hinting about us moving in together, and I'm at the point where I'd do ANYTHING to get away from Mum's nagging about me losing weight (although, obviously do want to move in with Joe so we can see each other every day and more importantly, have sex ALLLLLLLL the time). Mind you, having 2 jobs now is KILLING ME. I'm literally working 7 days a week.
That said, had a pretty amazing saturday night last week where he got all bossy and kinky on me. However rare it may be that we have sex, he sure knows how to dominate, I'll give him that!
Had a pretty weird incident the other night, though. Kyle came over for an impromptu visit, so naturally we hit all the gay bars and got pissed off our tiny tits. Later, however, about 3am back home, as we collapsed on my bed whispering and giggling (mum and dad were asleep) - Kyle suddenly sat up and blearily announced that he wanted a massage. So, like the good friend I am, I rolled up my sleeves and got to it (despite my head lurching and my vision blurring - damn Jack Daniels). Aftewards, he asked if Iwanted one, and when I agreed, told me to take my top off (!) I lay face down so as not to flash a friend - but when he started massaging, his movements got a bit more...... I don't know, sensual than my practical rub-down. So I ignored it, and continued to lie there. Until he shifted and SAT on me, so his ahem, "manhood" was pressed up against my thighs, and started ROCKING ever so slightly, with his hands massaging lower down my sides, towards my BOOBS!!!
It was so weird. Didn't know whether he was doing it on purpose or just drunkenly doing the best massage he could, so just lay still, wondering when it would end. Even tried politely telling him thanks and trying to sit up, to which he just replied; "it's ok, I don't mind carrying on!" Eeeep. But the worst bit was next: I felt him slowly massage down my arms (which, frankly, felt INCREDIBLE) which made him lean his body over me, so I could feel his breath on my neck. At this point - despite using his sexuality and drunkeness as a shield ("don't worry Kat, it won't go too far, he's just over-tactile!" etc....), even I thought this was too much, and decided to sit up. Except leaning up to meet his body not only made my poor head spin pissed-ly, but also, at that moment, felt like my body was doing exactly the right thing. As I pushed myself up to meet him, my body, once again, took complete control - so instead of sitting up and him falling off, I now appeared to be rearing up off the bed to feel him pressed against my back. Seriously, what the fuck??!
Before I knew what was happening, I felt him press harder up against me, as one hand rested on my boobs, and the other turned my head towards his for a completely unexpected kiss. And I'm ashamed to even say it, but DAAAAAAAYMN he's a good kisser. About 5 seconds too late however, my brain caught up and I pushed him away, trotting off to the spare room. Didn't even mention it the next day. Still - yikes, though. Need to stop drinking so much and be aware when wrong things look like they're about to happen.......
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I must say, things are going pretty great at the moment!! Have not only had another payday, but am now officially part of my team!! Was made very welcome by the manager, who individually introduced me to everyone, who all good-naturedly took the piss out of how little I knew, etc.... Soon settled in though, and now I'm selling away like the little machine that I am! About time too - Joe's been hinting about us moving in together, and I'm at the point where I'd do ANYTHING to get away from Mum's nagging about me losing weight (although, obviously do want to move in with Joe so we can see each other every day and more importantly, have sex ALLLLLLLL the time). Mind you, having 2 jobs now is KILLING ME. I'm literally working 7 days a week.
That said, had a pretty amazing saturday night last week where he got all bossy and kinky on me. However rare it may be that we have sex, he sure knows how to dominate, I'll give him that!
Had a pretty weird incident the other night, though. Kyle came over for an impromptu visit, so naturally we hit all the gay bars and got pissed off our tiny tits. Later, however, about 3am back home, as we collapsed on my bed whispering and giggling (mum and dad were asleep) - Kyle suddenly sat up and blearily announced that he wanted a massage. So, like the good friend I am, I rolled up my sleeves and got to it (despite my head lurching and my vision blurring - damn Jack Daniels). Aftewards, he asked if Iwanted one, and when I agreed, told me to take my top off (!) I lay face down so as not to flash a friend - but when he started massaging, his movements got a bit more...... I don't know, sensual than my practical rub-down. So I ignored it, and continued to lie there. Until he shifted and SAT on me, so his ahem, "manhood" was pressed up against my thighs, and started ROCKING ever so slightly, with his hands massaging lower down my sides, towards my BOOBS!!!
It was so weird. Didn't know whether he was doing it on purpose or just drunkenly doing the best massage he could, so just lay still, wondering when it would end. Even tried politely telling him thanks and trying to sit up, to which he just replied; "it's ok, I don't mind carrying on!" Eeeep. But the worst bit was next: I felt him slowly massage down my arms (which, frankly, felt INCREDIBLE) which made him lean his body over me, so I could feel his breath on my neck. At this point - despite using his sexuality and drunkeness as a shield ("don't worry Kat, it won't go too far, he's just over-tactile!" etc....), even I thought this was too much, and decided to sit up. Except leaning up to meet his body not only made my poor head spin pissed-ly, but also, at that moment, felt like my body was doing exactly the right thing. As I pushed myself up to meet him, my body, once again, took complete control - so instead of sitting up and him falling off, I now appeared to be rearing up off the bed to feel him pressed against my back. Seriously, what the fuck??!
Before I knew what was happening, I felt him press harder up against me, as one hand rested on my boobs, and the other turned my head towards his for a completely unexpected kiss. And I'm ashamed to even say it, but DAAAAAAAYMN he's a good kisser. About 5 seconds too late however, my brain caught up and I pushed him away, trotting off to the spare room. Didn't even mention it the next day. Still - yikes, though. Need to stop drinking so much and be aware when wrong things look like they're about to happen.......
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Tuesday, 4 May 2010
New Job
Dear Diary,
Well, well, well. What an amazing sitution I find myself in. Not only is my relationship with Joe stronger than ever, I also find myself in full-time employment!! And I fucking love it!!! Don't get me wrong, selling insurance is boring as hell. And I hate the training period we've just had to go through - 50% of my 5 colleagues are dickheads who irritate the shit out of me (one's your typical blonde bimbo model who you can't even IMAGINE working in an office - we suspect Daddy pulling the strings, or an interview blowjob.....)
But the main part is this: my first wage packet. I've never earnt so much in one month - EVER. Naturally went totally crazy and bought Swarovski earrings, Ugg boots, a shit load of dvds and books, and the whole of La Senza.
I love having money, fucking LOVE IT. Finally, I get to feel what it's like NOT to be broke. AND IT FEELS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
As to the job, it's selling insurance for a huge company, located in town, and I'm going "live" on the phones next week, as well as meeting my team. Sounds very boring, all "sales" and "targets" but I'm too nervous to think about that now.
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Current Music - "I just can't stop loving you" - MJ
Well, well, well. What an amazing sitution I find myself in. Not only is my relationship with Joe stronger than ever, I also find myself in full-time employment!! And I fucking love it!!! Don't get me wrong, selling insurance is boring as hell. And I hate the training period we've just had to go through - 50% of my 5 colleagues are dickheads who irritate the shit out of me (one's your typical blonde bimbo model who you can't even IMAGINE working in an office - we suspect Daddy pulling the strings, or an interview blowjob.....)
But the main part is this: my first wage packet. I've never earnt so much in one month - EVER. Naturally went totally crazy and bought Swarovski earrings, Ugg boots, a shit load of dvds and books, and the whole of La Senza.
I love having money, fucking LOVE IT. Finally, I get to feel what it's like NOT to be broke. AND IT FEELS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
As to the job, it's selling insurance for a huge company, located in town, and I'm going "live" on the phones next week, as well as meeting my team. Sounds very boring, all "sales" and "targets" but I'm too nervous to think about that now.
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Current Music - "I just can't stop loving you" - MJ
Sunday, 4 April 2010
More relief
Dear Diary,
Well, all was ok in the end. Went to work at the pub in a huge huff, spent all shift glaring psychopathically at my phone and eating crisps. Not one word. Until this came through:
"Change of plan - you are spending the night at my place. I'll pick you up from work and we'll pick your stuff up from home."
Clearly, quite a shock. Thought I was in for a dumping, or at least a good bollocking. Imagine my surprise when he led me to his car outside work and pulled a bunch of yellow flowers from the front seat, with an apology! Awwww......
Had lovely make-up sex and a very pleasant Easter indeed. Mmmm...... chocolate eggs......
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Well, all was ok in the end. Went to work at the pub in a huge huff, spent all shift glaring psychopathically at my phone and eating crisps. Not one word. Until this came through:
"Change of plan - you are spending the night at my place. I'll pick you up from work and we'll pick your stuff up from home."
Clearly, quite a shock. Thought I was in for a dumping, or at least a good bollocking. Imagine my surprise when he led me to his car outside work and pulled a bunch of yellow flowers from the front seat, with an apology! Awwww......
Had lovely make-up sex and a very pleasant Easter indeed. Mmmm...... chocolate eggs......
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