Tuesday, 27 January 2009

I DID go to Spec-Savers!!

Dear Diary,

Lordy lordy. I'm so bored-y. Don't wanna be poorly, not any more-ly. Oh, look at that, I just made up an admittedly terrible poem. That's probably the most interesting thing that's happened all day.

Oh no, I tell a lie. I HAVE NEW GLASSES!!! Now, what's the big deal, you may find yourself asking? Well, these are my first new pair in 5 YEARS. That's right, I got my last ones a year before uni, which means I'm WAY overdue. Was initially terrified, as Mum seems to not know her own spendaholic daughter at all, and assumes I have quite a LOT of money saved up - therefore creating a problem if I couldn't afford them and had to explain why. (They were £110 - and that's with the frames ON SALE at £30. Bloody lenses) But luckily, I took those extra shifts last week, and had enough in the bank, meaning I strutted home with my funky, sexy, geek-chic SPECS on!! The more I look at them, the more lesbian they look, but hey, surely that's not a bad thing? Might even help me scrore on nights out to the Village! Hehe.

Dossed around the house, showing off my glasses and getting under Mum's feet (as it's her day off). She doesn't seem to understand why I'm not COMPLETELY better yet - despite the fact that I've only had this thing 3 DAMN DAYS. She even suggested I walk to the Opticians, insisting the fresh air will "make me feel better." I came home sweating like a break-dancing hippo, aching like a MOTHER and wheezing. So, that was fun.

Sacking off Belly Dancing (grrrr..... ) and Pub Quiz with Anne (yay!!) tonight. Whilst I will miss the class, I have no desire to cough my germs onto the wiggling women of the village. Or sit in a pub with The Addams Family, smiling fakely and gazing mournfully at her lovely, perfect boyfriend and wondering what is so wrong with me.

Lee has STILL not confirmed my Friend Request, or indeed, even been online (not that I've been checking every hour, or anything..... *cough*) So he IS one of those people who can just abandon it for days, even weeks on end. Hmmmm. This just goes to show that it would never work between us, we're clearly from two different worlds. Mind you, it's probably cos he's either got a life, or he's actually OUT looking for a job every single day (*blush*). I bet he's hopped on a train and gone for a lovely impromptu holiday down to Brighton with his girlfriend. Or they've just stayed in bed ALL week, eating ice-cream, having lots of amazing sex, and whispering things like "You don't need a job, as long we have each other, that's all we'll ever need" etc..... Oh god, maybe he's dead??! Great. The first man I've really liked in AGES in dead. Actually, he'd better not be dead. That would be TYPICAL.

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Current Mood: frustrated. No, not in THAT way. Have a few days to go before THAT fun time kicks in.
Current Music: "Oh my god" - Lily Allen

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