Dear Diary,
CONVERSATION BETWEEN LEE AND I AT 1:40AM:
(*Phone rings*)
ME: "Mmfph....... Hello......?"
LEE: "Hi Kat, it's Lee from the L***********"
ME: "Oh..... hello Lee......."
LEE: (*trace of a laugh*) "I've gotta say, I wasn't actually expecting you to answer!"
ME: "Huh?" (*looking at clock*) "Oh..... yeah...." (*semi-concious giggle*)
LEE: "Anyway, I've checked the rota - you're in at half 5 tomorrow."
ME: "OK...... cheers Lee....."
LEE: "Yeah, apparently you weren't down to be in tomorrow, but someone's gone off sick anyway, so it's yours if you want it."
ME: "Wha.....? Yeah..... I was...... It got given to me........ few weeks ago...... I asked......"
LEE: (*sounding close to cracking up*) "OK, so I'll see you tomorrow at half 5 - and you're in Party Room 1."
ME: "OK, cool..... Thanks...... Night...... I mean, Bye!"
LEE: "Bye."
Guess what? I've discovered it is in fact possible to blush crazily whilst semi-concious! Learn something new every day, eh? And I can only hope and pray that somehow - SOMEHOW - my sleepy, hoarse, muffled, whispery voice might have sounded a little sexy. Which I doubt.
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