Something kinda Grrrrrr......

Dear Diary,

Gosh, maybe I should faint more often. Mum's rang me up 3 times today to ask how I'm doing. Didn't even remember telling her - this is why you should NEVER have conversations with me in the early morning, before I've woke up! I will just answer all your questions so as to get you out of my room as quickly as possible, and not remember anything you said next time I wake. (This is particularly bad when I find myself later yelling at Mum that I don't remember her ONCE telling me to put the washing out, ooops......)

Today has been unbelievably boring. Really should start doing something with my time other than writing and nothing. Shall I show you how boring my day's been? (Cos I know you're just DYING to know.....)

TODAY I:

Watched Jimmy Carr do stand-up, an episode of The IT Crowd, and last week's Strictly.
Drank 3 litres of water and ran to the loo every half an hour.
Had 2 cups of Veg Soup and an apple (well, have to start over again, don't I? Bloody pizza)
Read the seventh Harry Potter some more.
Didn't get out of my PJ's at all - in fact I'm still in them.
Questioned why I have absolutely no life.
Emptied the bin in my room.
Got a text from Lisa telling me to give up the diet.
Discovered Lisa has in fact started a blog of her own, and became a follower.
Got incredibly mad (and sad) when I discovered that not only has Mum bought a box of mini brownies from Morrison's, but that she also made beef stew for tea last night. STEW!! Goddammit.


Forgot to tell you the good news - a girl at the L********** is dropping a shift on the 22nd and said I could have it. And Carmichael has put me down for the 19th! Which takes me up to 8 SHIFTS!! Steadily moving closer to the 10 that I should have had, if it weren't for me not being able to work ANY Fridays, due to the bloody pub (*shakes fists*). If anything, it's an excuse to ring Lee again - and can even ask him if he's feeling better! Then I look caring and considerate, as well as observant! Ooh......

As you may remember a few entries ago, I attempted to get my shift at the pub covered on the 19th - which Landlady said was manageable, however little she liked it, (grumpy bitch. I have never ONCE turned her down when she needs a shift covering) so I'd better find out tonight. And I'd better find out that it IS covered, or Carmichael will be pissed.
Hmmmmm. I think everyone at the L************ finds me a bit weird because I love working there so much, but I'm sure everyone loves an enthusiastic worker! Even if what I'm mostly enthusiastic about is seeing what Lee looks like on my bedroom floor........ There are downsides, obviously, like the actual work, getting burnt by plates, oh, and Insufferable Holly. Insufferable Holly has done this sort of work before, and thinks she rules the fucking ROOST. Yes Insufferable Holly, you may have done this job many a time, you may know what you are doing, you may be 34. But that does NOT give you the goddamn authority to walk around the place telling people (namely me) what do to, and how quick to do it. You are a fucking DRONE, you were hired in the EXACT same context that the rest of us were hired, you were not hired as a Team Leader - so until you reach the same heights as Lee and Carmichael, back. the. fuck. OFF.

Sorry - rant over.

Blimey, its so boring being bored. What else can I tell you? My nails look particularly lovely today, Mum and Dad are having stew again for tea (*weeps softly*), I'm aching everywhere from last night, and for tea I get to have more terrible-tasting soup.

And I've just remembered two things.

1) I'm working the Christmas party at the pub tomorrow - which will have 2 buffet tables back to back, from which we are allowed to freely help ourselves. Except I can't, due to diet. Grrrrr.......
2) After said party, I'm going to Marie's for a Christmas Fancy Dress party. Which will have alcohol, from which we are allowed to freely help ourselves. Except I can't, due to diet. Grrrrr.......

This sucks donkey balls. I'd better look so goddamn amazing by next week that people literally try to hump me in the street, or I'm suing.

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Current Mood: rather surprisingly - BORED!!!
Current Music: "Here comes the Hotstepper" - Imi Kamoze